Wow, in a short 4 days the most romantic day of the year will once again be here! Some of you may be counting down the hours, minutes, and seconds(!?), while others are stalking up on chocolate and ice-cream for the big day, because who doesn't love to drown their sorrows in comfort food? But wait, before you go into a self-induced food coma just hear me out. I can assure you that no matter who you are or what your relationship status is, there is still reason to celebrate Valentine's Day. Plus, if I of all people can recognize this then you know it's the truth.
Considering the unnecessary amount of hatred that I typically threw in cupid's face as a youngster, I am surprised that I always seemed to find a way to enjoy the one day of the year that is completely consumed with love. Yes, for those of you who remember my oh so pleasant moody years, I was one Bitter Betty. If you were brave enough to tell me that love existed, I probably would have laughed in your face. Oh, I was a treat and I realize that I probably deserve an "I told you so," or two, but I think most girls go through a similar phase.
So I am sure you're wondering, "okay Lauren, get to the point. What in the world can I do on Valentine's Day if I am single, dateless, and no one loves me except for my mom and cat?!" First of all, there is nothing wrong with motherly love and kitty kisses, but let me walk you through my favourite/former way to celebrate Valentine's Day: single girl style.
2011 may have been my wildest Valentine's Day of all time. Looking back, the Facebook album was titled, "Valentine's Day ft. wine, vodka, rum & strippers," so that might give you an idea as to what went down.
First thing's first, my roommate and I covered our house in streamers. Don't ask me why, it just happened.
Then we rallied the troops and made ourselves comfortable in the Boston Pizza lounge. As far as all the single ladies are concerned, the best way to beat the "no one loves me" self-talk is to make yourself look and feel fabulous. It also helps to drink wine until you become so delusional that even the actors on the t.v. seem to be giving you hungry eyes, but that is besides the point and not exactly what I am suggesting!
Now you may be wondering why Boston Pizza was our location of choice and I have three words for you:
Heart. Shaped. Pizza. Full stop.
I guess the fact that the place was completely empty helped too. Who knew that the BP's lounge wasn't a Valentine's Day hot spot!? Beats me.
The drinks continued to flow and the jokes became more hilarious as the night went on, but our bellies were full and we were convinced that the adventure must go on!
So where do a group of single girls go after a few drinks on Valentine's Day you ask? Well, we figured the best place to spread the love and support our fellow women was the strippers, obviously. Pure romance. And of course, what kind of night is it if someone doesn't end up with their head through the sun roof? Atta girl Lindsey.
I can't help but laugh at what an army of hooligans my friends and I were on any given day, Valentine's Day included! My point is that whether I am celebrating with my friends, family, or better half, all that matters is that I am sharing my love with the people who make my heart beat every day! This Valentine's Day I hope you can forget about the flowers and diamonds and all of the other junk that capitalism tries to shove down our throats. Instead, make a memory or two with someone you love, yes your cat counts.
Happy (soon to be) Valentine's Day everyone,
L.
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